What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?
08.06.2025 01:03
The first fellow is now beside himself. “The good Lord must be smiling on us. Imagine that the two of us should be meeting here, having grown up on the same street, gone to the same school, and graduated in the same year.”
“The Murphy twins are drunk again.”
“Yes, that I am,” says the second.
How come Taiwan is LGBT friendly, yet Japan and South Korea are not?
“As did I,” the first bloke says, getting very excited. “And what year did you graduate?”
“So am I. And from where in Ireland might you be?” says the first.
“A lovely little area of the old part of town, McCleary Street.”
What's the most sordid activity you've ever seen or heard about at a bachelorette party?
“Faith and begorrah. What a small world. So did I. And to what school would you school would you have been going?”
“Well, to St. Mary’s, of course.”
At that point, a woman enters, stands at the other end, and orders a drink. Brian, the bartender says, “Oh, Vicky, it’s going to be a long, tiring night.”
How do I come out as queer to my best friend in a funny and stupid way?
“Oh, let me see now. ’Twas 1964, it was.”
“Now why would you be saying that, Brian?”
“Mother Mary. And on what street in Dublin did you live?”
Two blokes are sitting at the end of a bar. One orders a drink. The other one says, “From your voice, I’d guess you’re from Ireland.”
I’m from Dublin, I am.”